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PRIORITIES, PEOPLE! -




"IT'S A PENALTY, NOT A TAX" - IT'S A TAX!




70% OF MILITARY PERSONNEL EXPECTED TO VOTE FOR MITT - I guess when your laying your life on the line for your country You know who better to vote for Maybe leftists should serve in the military


TAGS: obama romney 2012 election military voter suppression let them vote
Rating: 4.33/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:30 pm
why did nobody stand up when all of the military votes were "lost"?
ihadone - September 5, 2012, 2:51 pm
70 percent says a lot and you make up the 30 percent. Thanks for your service! Leftist have taken the democrat party over.
starryeyedguy - September 5, 2012, 10:35 am
I'm a liberal and I served 7 years in the military which was during Desert Storm - and I voted for Clinton! Not all military are blind conservatives.


WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? - I stood in front of the IRS building and FLIPPED THEM OFF! Walter




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




VOTER ID IS DISCRIMINATORY - And yet F.L.O.T.U.S. requires a photo ID for a book signing! I guess book signings are more important than voting! PRICELESS HYPOCRISY




CHRISTMAS AT ARLINGTON - In memory of all our friends and relatives




" I'm Not A Dick Tator" -




911 FIRST RESPONDERS - Your request for health care from ailments directly related to your acts of heroism have been denied v/r The GOP




tribal warfare -




SEMPER FI -




MARXIST NARCISSIST IN CHIEF OBAMA - Honors Fallen SEALs By Sending Their Parents a Form Letter Signed By Electric Pen (Don't let the door hit your a** after this November)




" FOUR MORE YEARS OF OBAMA " - Idiots, now i have to be saying for the next 4 years... 'I told you so'.


TAGS: 2012 u s elections themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse goingtothedogs
Rating: 4.6/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:17 pm
lol didn't work the first 4 years of I told ya so. this time though they can't reelect him so I guess it is almost better.


ARE YOU READY? - As in for some real change this November? Vote out the incumbents, all the political elites!




" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA" - They Dragged me that Sunday from the Golf course......... Screaming and kicking i reached for my No9 Iron..... The Rest is History......'Obama History'.




" WE BOTH HAVE OUR PERSONAL PLANE " - Bo Obama was supposed to be in Hawaii. Instead,he showed up at President Obama’s side Wednesday shopping for treats at PetSmart. Take that you 'fat cat' bankers !




MICHELLE ANTOINETTE - Let Them Eat Cake




BANK OF AMERICA - Didn't the tax payers bail them out?




AN INCONVENIENT LAWSUIT - The heat Al Gore is feeling is not global warming but rather the rath of several masseuses who may be initiating civil suits.




IF THE LEFT WING HAS THEIR WAY -




BRING THEM HOME! - THE SOONER WE BRING THEM HOME, THE MORE OF THEM WE WILL BRING HOME ALIVE!




WHAT THE DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW -




" THE END OF FREE SPEECH IN THE WORLD " - Top Egyptian cleric urges “the need for an international resolution (banning) any attack on Muslim religious symbols.”




JUDICIAL WATCH - Reports Michelle Obama's Africa trip cost more than $432k, not counting food, lodging and ground transportation this summer. When will creating jobs become a priority for this administration?




DECEPTION - "Two half nothin's is a whole nothin!" Foghorn Leghorn




Democrats told us how good Obamacare would be for us -




What are the last three letters of a Democrat? -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Its more about partying at the White House, than Partisanship and solving this nations problems!




" BENGHAZI GATE " -




" OBAMA ECONOMICS EXPLAINED " - I basically let Michelle have 90% of what she wants.But, at a certain point, I have to say,'Give me my little 10 %.'




Sequestration -




" AMERICA'S VERSION OF THE COMEDY CHANNEL " - Obama: "The world needs a strong America, and it is stronger now than when I came into office."


TAGS: 2012 uselection mittromney themanchurianpresidency themuslimbrotherhoodwhitehouse
Rating: 5/5

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vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:51 am
Tonight's "debate" needs to be replayed on the COMEDY CHANNEL....
vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:49 am
HAHAHAHAA.... GOOD ONE!! 5/5


Church & State -


TAGS: keep them separate
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 5:50 pm
And they all fight and scream like hell when they had the power and are lousing it.


"PRIORITIES" -




I'm so worried about global warming, CO2, climate change, melting ice caps -


TAGS: liberals worry themselves to death
Rating: 5/5

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birddseedd - June 22, 2014, 2:53 pm
I blame global warming for the cold temperatures.
steve1961 - June 21, 2014, 11:32 am
...or we could plant zinnias.
steve1961 - June 21, 2014, 11:31 am
What we need to do is pump more Oxygen in the atmosphere. We could build a factory that processes H2O and breaks it down into oxygen and hydrogen. We then use the hydrogen to power machines that pump the oxygen into the air and voila! Problem solved.
OTC - June 20, 2014, 12:04 am
I'm not a GW denier, I'm a "man made" GW denier. Natural GW deniers are so confused.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 10:34 pm
GW deniers have no sense of humor.
OTC - June 19, 2014, 10:08 pm
You first, log off and shut off your computer as its "contributing" to carbon footprint
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 6:51 pm
Might want to reduce your personal carbon footprint.


Merry Christmas ! -




Essential -




SGT SCHULTZ - complains that her aides (earning 60k to 160K/yr salary) can't afford good meals in DC, where a bowl of Soup can be found for $2 and Sandwiches for $5 at nearby cafe. WTF?




"You know you're Pro Communist, when....." -




" I HAVE A PHONE AND A PEN " -




" ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO FEAR.....BUT " - Kerry refused to sign the December 20 2012 letter in support of continuing sanctions against Iran.




VOTING FOR REVENGE - Let the lavish vacations continue, while the rest of us eat cake!




2013 - OBAMA'S VERSION OF 'LES MISéRABLES' - When President Obama was first elected in November 2008, 30.8 million Americans were on food stamps. August 2012, 47.1 million were – almost 50 percent rise.




" DARK AGES COMING? " - Going back, back, back in TIME, all covers are framed in red! And yet, the TIME Magazine cover picture of President Obama, Person of the Year, is framed in grey.




" IT'S THE SEASON TO BE FEARLESS " - White House Cuts Persian-Gulf Carriers in Half.


TAGS: themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse islamists antisemitism ahmadinejad
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - November 27, 2012, 12:51 pm
truth be told we don't need that many carrier groups to dominate.. yes more carriers give us a lot more power, but unless the middle eastern countries all of a sudden come up with a larger more competent army, (not terrorists) we will be ok.


what everyone should know about history -


TAGS: dont just give poor people money invest in them so that rather than just finding a job they can create jobs for others
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - October 5, 2014, 7:46 pm
I partly agree, but i would think those who lost everything and have to be on welfare now will blame the democrats and won't vote for them to regain their independency
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:32 pm
obstructionism might help the RINOs win the next election but it also causes harm to the economy and drives more people to welfare dependency, and people dependent on welfare are much more likely to vote democrat.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:27 pm
true, but we have a congress and president who are committed to pissing away our tax dollars. if we cant stop them spending, the least we can do is make sure they spend it somewhere it will actually improve the economy.
OTC - October 5, 2014, 1:37 pm
It's not the government's job to invest in anything other than the protection of its Constitution, borders, language, and culture
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 12:56 am
Sell that to those in charge. Love the message!


"MESSIEURS LES TERRORISTES TIREZ LES PREMIERS." - Rules of Engagement Changed: IDF May Not Shoot Back in Gaza.




'Delay Obamacare for a year' -




PRIORITIES -




CHEERS! - Chicago Style!




SONG ANALOGIES - The social agenda of POTUS reminds me of the Joe Satriani song "I just wanna Rock"




YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! -




" THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY APOCALYPSE " -




" EVEN THEY ADMIT IT ! " -




AG SECTY TOM VILSACK - USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS)to furlough employees for 2 weeks While Vilsack goes on CA junket for winetasting and other boondoggle events




HUNCHED : TO ASSUME A CROUCHED OR CRAMPED POSTURE " - Michelle "That’s the man I see in those quiet moments late at night, hunched over his desk, poring over the letters people have sent him."




OBAMA AT CHRYSLER - 300 workers lose a half a day's pay for Barry's Photo-Op Let them eat cake! Priceless




NBC'S LIBERAL TALKING HEAD DAVID GREGORY - Sends his kids to a school that has 11 and soon to be 12 armed guards, yet poo-poos the concept of average Americans having similarly safe schools!


TAGS: liberal hypocrites let them eat cake
Rating: 4.33/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 2:58 am
Scary sight


" A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS ' - Aren't you glad Obama helped remove that 'Evil Dictator' Mubarak?


TAGS: egypt islamists themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse altaqiyya
Rating: 4.25/5

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MFS - December 7, 2012, 12:23 pm
Nope it aint: http://tundratabloids.com/2012/12/round-up-on-todays-news-on-egypt.html
terroraustralis - December 6, 2012, 4:05 pm
this is a POORLY Ph**OSHOPPED IMAGE.
deerbag2 - December 6, 2012, 2:59 pm
They elected him.


DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."




PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - Because Nothing says "Fiscally Responsible" more like a public servant flying on a private jet with taxpayer money.




JOHN DEWEY- - “You can’t make Socialists out of individualists — children who know how to think for themselves spoil the harmony of the collective society which is coming, where everyone is interdependent.”




" HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF " - It also started with a 'shooting'.




" I'M THE ONE PERCENT AND TAKE CARE OF MYSELF ! " - "will we honor the fundamental American belief that I am my brother’s keeper. I am my sister’s keeper, and if one of us is hurting, then we’re all hurting?Who are we?




NANCY IS PISSED - Pissed that her Botox is going to cost more under Obamacare.... until she finally realizes that they exempted themselves from Obamacare...




CLEANSING FIRE - Just like fire and heat kills disease, we need to cleanse the halls of Congress by firing the corrupt swamp-dwellers and caretakers.




" INCOMING " - I think this man (Obama) really does believe he can change the world & people like that are infinitely more dangerous than mere crooked politicians. Thomas Sowell




" FORWARD " - I I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee an ice cream parlor. Feed me! Feed me!




HANDGUN SAFETY -




MICHELLE OBAMA HAPPY MEAL -




ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. - And another one gone, and another one gone. Another one bites the dust.




MORE HYPOCRISY FROM THE LEFT -




THE SEALS WHO KILLED OSAMA - I want to see those guys set for life, along with their families. I won't mind at all seeing my tax dollars go toward their entitlements.




RHETORICAL QUESTION - If these Wisconsin protestors have all this time they don't show up for work....doesn't this really prove we don't really need them to run the gov't???




" SOCIAL SECURITY TAX HOLIDAY " - You don’t just give away money, you borrow money to give away money, to restore the Social Security trust fund.




VETERANS ON CAMPUS -




" CHANGE " - School for 'prophets' set to open in Tel Aviv.




ALVIN GREENE - Amrican Hero and Defender of TATER TOTS




DEMOCRATS - If you've seen one, You've seen 'em all!




LET THE TAXPAYERS EAT CAKE - Pelosi rails about big oil profits, yet while we are bailing out Freddie and Fannie, the top execs of each pulled down a total of $17 million (35Mil for the top 6 execs the last 2 years) SHAMELESS!




REFERENCE GUIDE - For Democrats




CONSERVATIVES -




INNOCENCE -




FRUIT OF THE LOON - Thanks to the three stooges, Nancy, Harry and Barry, we've got a solid decade ahead of record unemployment. Must be time for more golf or another vacation!!




CHRISTMAS LIBERTY - Both of them are disappearing




IN THIS CORNER - Is the next champ




VACATION - At lease King George enjoyed New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.




"BE SLIENT AND OBEY" - "When fascism comes to the United States it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."




" THE DEPARTMENTS OF JUST US " - Perez does not believe in the race neutral application of certain civil rights laws.




" U.S. RELIANCE ON OIL FROM SAUDI ARABIA IS GROWING AGAIN " - Obama authorized the biggest Strategic Oil reserve releases ever :30,640,000Bbls ! More than Desert Storm & Hurricane Katrina releases combined. BOW BABY BOW !




DEM·A·GOG (DM-GôG, -GG)N. - 1.A leader who obtains power by means of impassioned appeals to the emotions and prejudices of the populace.




OBAMA ENLISTS GUGGENHEIM FOR CAMPAIGN FILM - "TO DRILL OR NOT TO DRILL" "TO VOTE HIM OUT OR NOT " THAT IS THE NOV 2012 QUESTION




GIVE AND TAKE -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




Wouldn't you prefer -


TAGS: national anthem
Rating: 2/5

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Brawler - May 21, 2013, 8:29 am
You're wrong there.It's all american. Get your facts straight
Rudedog - May 20, 2013, 10:09 pm
Thinking England has the rights to that song.


IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




LET'S GET 2013 ROLLING ! - OBAMA - CHECK lIBERALS - CHECK ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS - CHECK




never heard of her -


TAGS: usmc colin kaepernick national anthem
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - September 3, 2016, 1:53 am
...And projecting on to me YOUR failures (in politics, in life, on this site, etc.) won't change the painful reality: that your failures are self-inflicted. Neither will typing everything in caps change anything. Seriously, act your age FFS.
fauxnews - September 3, 2016, 1:38 am
Again, if Trump is losing (and he is) and that outcome is reflected in November with a Hillary victory (which is the perfect punishment for you guys, btw.) then where is the spin? Where is the anger? Where is the screaming? Or, that's right. From you.
ElevenBlavo - September 3, 2016, 1:37 am
No one is talking about you. But you get your little bubble rattled, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I AM FAUXNEWS! THIS IS MY SITE! EVERYONE NOT BRAINWASHED? SHUT UP!
truthteller - September 3, 2016, 1:35 am
But this isn't your meme. And that speaks volumes, brother. That "ImWithHitlery" needs to hide behind others to defend him and his bullying meme,also speaks volumes about him. Funny how he runs scared when finally challenged. Then again, cowards often do.
ElevenBlavo - September 3, 2016, 1:34 am
Wow, fauxnews. You really ARE compelled to angrily, hatefully, spin your head insanely, scream at anyone who threatens you with the truth, huh?
fauxnews - September 3, 2016, 1:24 am
...finally why what happens (to you) happens. Cheers
fauxnews - September 3, 2016, 1:23 am
Why would my feelings be hurt? The election is going my way. When winners talk sh*t, it is called 'gloating'. I'm gloating. When losers talk sh*t, it is called throwing a tantrum. When you figure out where you are on that spectrum, then you learn...
ElevenBlavo - September 3, 2016, 1:20 am
Fauxnews, you honor our fallen veterans by telling their mothers that they were killed bec as use of a youtube video. As an admitted shill for Hillary, you know all about political props. Oops! Hurt your feelings! We know what happens when that happens
fauxnews - September 3, 2016, 1:09 am
Yup, he wasn't making fun of Kaepernick NOR was he asking an online fail-troll to exploit his brave gesture in bullying propaganda. We honor our veterans. We don't use them as political props. People who truly respect the military get that. Cheers
ElevenBlavo - September 3, 2016, 1:03 am
This ph**o of honor clearly shows a disabled United States Marine standing for honors as his national anthem plays. The fact that lying, brainwashed, low information leftists are desperately trying to spin reality to fit their twisted narrative is sad
BlackIsBeautiful - September 2, 2016, 10:21 pm
Truthteller's comment is clearly criticizing the author of the meme for exploiting the tragedy of this brave soldier for his own nasty divisive narrative. Only through dissent and protest of our govt can we prevent future abuses by it- like the Iraq war.
truthteller - September 2, 2016, 10:09 pm
...Don't let the door hit you [again] on your way out. Starting to feel sorry for that door.
truthteller - September 2, 2016, 10:07 pm
Says the serial-troll who is probably a formerly banned member pretending to be a new user.Because, how many newbies attack long-standing members in their opening comments,when they 1st arrive? Your #credibilityFAIL is nearly as sad as your #hypocrisyFAIL
TellingTheTruth - September 2, 2016, 8:11 pm
This Marine, who was wounded while Obama was in office, doesn't look like he's protesting the system. For someone who passes himself off as a black military veteran of America's armed forces, you really truthfail a lot
truthteller - September 1, 2016, 1:25 am
#Uglymeme. You are exploiting the loss of a soldier to score a few cheap sh0ts on politifake. If anyone has a reason to protest the system, it would be this man ~ who lost his legs for a dishonest criminal war.You can't blame Kaepernick for Dubya's f***up


all of them -


TAGS: all of them
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 17, 2016, 2:02 am
I was surprised to find that disrupting an event under the protection of the secret service is actually a crime. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/restricted.asp


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